Terrified of injury or not being able to keep up
Exhausted from diets that leave you hungry and angry
Feeling trapped in the corporate matrix with no time for yourself
Health issues holding you back, whether knees, back or chronic conditions
No BS. No compromises. Your dignity and value come first.
We don't do mass camps or cookie-cutter solutions.
We Do You
The Solution
You're the center of attention. No mass camps. No generic plans.
Twice a day, progressively tailored to your limitations. Whether it's your knees, back, or other chronic issues, every session is adapted to you. No more injuries.
No hunger. Diet with a calorie deficit, prepared to your preferences 24/7.
Adventure, hikes, island exploration. Weight loss becomes a side effect. The secret recipe.
24/7 support. Crisis prevention. Building a new, stronger self-concept that lasts.
Real Transformations
kg lost in 2 weeks
personalized attention
support & care
Your Trainer
World Champion • Professional Athlete • Strength & Conditioning Coach
Joa is a professional combat sports athlete, a World Championship gold and silver medalist and Spanish gold medalist, with many years of experience competing at the highest level.
With almost 10 years of experience as a Personal Trainer, she applies elite athletic principles to weight loss: intelligent training and discipline that deliver real results.
Fierce energy and infectious positivity. Your best friend outside training and your toughest coach during it. She turns adventure into transformation and never lets you give up on yourself.
Weight loss with Joa is not about restriction. It's about power and becoming your strongest self.
Developed in collaboration with VKR Sports Club, in coordination with its leader, Pedro Hernandez.
Performance & Weight Loss Specialist
With nearly 40 years of experience, Pedro is the Head coach and the founder of VKR Sports Club.
He is known for his unshakable calm and exceptional patience, creating a sense of safety and trust even in the most demanding transformation processes.
He specializes in personal training, weight management, certified weight cutting, and performance-focused nutrition.
His coaching is precise and respectful: never rushed or generic.
Our Trainings
With us, you never have to worry whether you'll "keep up" like in typical boot camps. Our full attention, time, and expertise are dedicated exclusively to you. Every collaboration begins with a thorough personal assessment, based on which we create your individual training plan, tailored precisely to your goals and needs. We train twice a day, carefully balancing intensity to avoid overloading your body while still achieving the desired weight loss and fat reduction results. Each session is adapted to your current physical condition, taking into account any limitations or previous injuries. This is not mass training. It is individual work, precision, and full professional care, designed to support your complete and lasting transformation.
Testimonials
Real stories from people who transformed their lives
at La Palma Weight Loss
Anette
Retreat Guest
FAQ
Absolutely. We design the plan for YOU, not the other way around. Whether you have knee problems, back issues, or haven't exercised in years, we adapt every single session to your current level. You'll be challenged, but never broken.
Yes, the results are guaranteed: clients typically lose 5 or more kg in just 2 weeks thanks to a mix of personalized nutrition, twice-daily training, and around-the-clock support that makes weight loss almost inevitable.
Never. Our Mediterranean-based diet is designed for satiety, not starvation. We never cut carbs radically. You'll eat delicious, chef-prepared meals and still lose weight. Hunger is not part of our program.
Yes, working with clients who have limitations is a core focus, including chronic conditions, joint problems, and post-surgery recovery, with your safety as the priority and we are monitoring every aspect of your health throughout.
Absolutely not. This is the opposite: personalized, luxurious, and designed around YOUR needs. No group screaming sessions. No one-size-fits-all torture. Just focused, intelligent transformation.
Yes, La Palma is an untouched paradise that helps you escape the "matrix" and reset, where the nature, air, and adventure become part of your transformation so training feels less like work and more like exploration.
Our Location
We are based in the authentic small town of Santa Cruz de La Palma. Everything you need is close by, but crowds stay far away. La Palma is a UNESCO Biosphere Reserve, the greenest Canary Island with wild nature and no mass tourism. Bananas and mangoes grow everywhere across the island, creating a pure tropical island vibe.
Your Investment
Pricing
Flexible stay length. Your exact price will be calculated for you in the booking calendar.
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