Luxury fitness retreat on La Palma

Up to 5 kg
in 14 days

Private Weight Loss ProgramPrivate Retreat
on La Palma Islandon La Palma Island

YOUR VALUE COMEs FIRST

We don't do mass camps

WE DO YOU

Background

Escape from the everyday world to a pristine island,
where your only priority is becoming your Dream Self.

You get full 24/7 structure:
A plan, support, and the empowering energy guiding you
from workouts to building new, lasting habits.
We work on body and mind,
making your DreamSelf the only reality.

An ocean and sunshine let your body embrace your new identity.

Fear of not keeping up
Done with starving diets
Trapped in the corporate matrix
Limited by chronic health issues

The Solution

Personalized Care

Hiking through nature
Dumbbells

Private Training 2x Daily

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Private Chef & Nutritionist

Car

Guide & Exploring

Compass

Joa Mentorship

Meet Your Mentor

Joa - Your Training Coach

Joa

World Champion & Pro Athlete
Personal Trainer
DreamSelf Method Founder

World-class combat athlete with 10+ years of experience.
She applies pro athlete principles to create real, lasting weight loss.

She shifts how you see yourself—and what's possible.

Fierce energy. Contagious positivity.
Your best friend outside the gym, your toughest coach inside it.

Kru Pedro - Head Coach & Founder of VKR

Pedro Hernandez

Performance & Weight Loss Specialist with over 30 years of experience

He is known for his unshakable calm and exceptional patience, creating a sense of safety and trust even in the most demanding transformation processes.

He specializes in personal training, weight management and performance-focused nutrition.

Personalized 1:1 Training

You don't have to worry whether you'll "keep up" like in typical boot camps.
Our full attention and expertise are dedicated exclusively to you.
We create your individual training plan, tailored precisely to your goals and needs.
We train twice a day, carefully balancing intensity, to achieve the desired weight loss result.
Each session is adapted to your current physical condition,
considering any limitations or previous injuries.
This is not mass training.
It is individual work and full professional care and support.

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Our Location

La Palma, Canary Islands

We are based in the charming, authentic town of Santa Cruz de La Palma.
Everything you need is within reach, while the crowds remain far away.
La Palma is a UNESCO Biosphere Reserve,
the greenest of the Canary Islands with wild nature and no mass tourism.
Bananas and mangoes grow everywhere across the island,
creating a pure tropical island vibe.

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Step Into Your DreamSelf

1:1 Weight Loss Program

  • Individual training plan
  • Individual nutrition plan
  • Personal training session – morning
  • Personal training session – evening
  • Beach stretching
  • Hikes on exotic trails
  • Healthy meals tailored to your needs(vegan, vegetarian, gluten free option)
  • Sunday island trip and picnic
  • Guidance and Mentoring 24/7
  • Airport transfer
  • Individual Consultation Before Arrival
  • Authentic Island Experience
  • Guaranteed Results

Pricing

7 Days €3,499

Flexible stay length. Your exact price will be calculated for you in the booking calendar.

Our Guests Testimonials

Anette

Retreat Guest

Andrea & Leon

"Incredible results in just two weeks"

"I am so happy and satisfied! Their attention and consistency were a daily effort; they were always there to make sure my progress was on track. I am truly grateful and amazed by the changes we achieved together!"

— Andrea Leon

Testimonial 2

Life-changing journey

"After eight years of not being able to run due to injuries, Joa and Pedro had me running again. That moment was absolutely mind-blowing. They adapted every session to my limitations and guided my body into movements I haven't been able to do in years. Beyond the physical, they helped me rediscover strength, confidence, and belief in myself. The attention here is truly seven-star. By the end, they weren't just trainers — they became lifelong friends."

— Anita Burn

Testimonial 3

"I felt like a family member from the very first moment"

"Joa pushed me to my limits (and often beyond!) with a very big heart, while Pedro's calm but demanding expertise helped me master techniques I never thought possible. From hiking volcanic trails to 'crispy' workouts in the gym, every day was a new adventure. If you are open to change and willing to be pushed with love, this very special place is for you."

— Kathreene Alem

Testimonial 4

"Nothing short of transformative"

"The training schedule was meticulously designed, balancing intensity with recovery to maximize my progress. Joanna's motivational support and relentless drive created an atmosphere of positivity and determination. Combined with perfectly tailored meals and the stunning environment of La Palma, it was a truly unforgettable journey. I highly recommend this program to anyone seeking to elevate their performance and mindset!"

— Maria Schlichenmaier

FAQ

Everything You Need to Know

Will I be able to keep up?

Absolutely. We design the plan for YOU, not the other way around. Whether you have knee problems, back issues, or haven't exercised in years, we adapt every single session to your current level. You'll be challenged, but never broken.

Is this a boot camp?

Absolutely not. This is the opposite: personalized and designed around YOUR needs. No group sessions. No one-size-fits-all torture. Just focused, intelligent transformation.

Will I actually lose weight?

Yes, the results are guaranteed: clients typically lose 5 or more kg in just 2 weeks thanks to a mix of personalized nutrition, twice-daily training, and around-the-clock support that makes weight loss almost inevitable.

Will I be hungry all the time?

Hunger is not part of our program. Our Mediterranean-based diet is designed for satiety, not starvation. We never cut carbs radically. You'll eat delicious, chef-prepared meals and still lose weight.

What if I have health issues?

Working with clients who have limitations is a core focus, including chronic conditions, joint problems, and post-surgery recovery, with your safety as the priority and we monitor every aspect of your health throughout your stay.

What makes La Palma special?

La Palma is an untouched paradise that helps you escape the "matrix" and reset, where the nature, air, and adventure become part of your transformation.

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