on La Palma Island
TRAINING · NUTRITION · MENTORING
Personally guided by World Champion Joa
Private Weight Loss ProgramPrivate Retreat
on La Palma Islandon La Palma Island
PRIVATE · 1:1
No groups. No crowds.
Lose the weight and change your mindset.
Here, everything is designed around you.
Training, nutrition & 1:1 mentoring work as one.
You get a complete 24/7 structure
that leads you to the glow up of your life.
All on an untouched island,
far from the daily chaos.
The ocean and exotic nature let you
disconnect and fully reset.
You don't just go home lighter.
You go home a different woman.
The Solution
Twice a day, progressively tailored to your limitations. Whether it's your knees, back, or other chronic issues, every session is adapted to you.
No hunger. Diet with a calorie deficit, prepared to your preferences.
Adventure, hikes, island exploration. Weight loss becomes a side effect. The secret recipe.
24/7 support. Crisis prevention. Building a new, stronger self-concept that lasts.
World Champion & Pro Athlete
Personal Trainer
Founder of Dreamself Master courses
I spent over 10 years training at the highest level in combat sports.
Now I use the same principles to help you lose weight for good.
I don't just change your body. I change how you see yourself,
and what you believe is possible.
Fierce energy. Contagious positivity.
Your best friend outside the gym, your toughest coach inside it.
No need to worry about keeping up. Our full attention is on you.
We build your individual plan around your goals, and train twice a day, balancing intensity and recovery.
Every session respects your condition, limitations and past injuries.
This is not mass training. It is individual work and full professional care.
Our Location
La Palma island is one of the most unspoiled islands in the Canary Islands, entirely designated as a UNESCO Biosphere Reserve. The island is very safe, and far from mass tourism – ideal for those seeking authentic contact with nature and absolute tranquillity.
Thanks to its fertile volcanic soil and mild climate, tropical and subtropical fruits grow on the trees here: bananas, avocados, mangoes, oranges, passion fruit and more. The island offers spectacular views, and some of the best night skies in the world for stargazing. It is the perfect place for a regenerating and nature-focused getaway.
ALL INCLUSIVE
TRAINING
NUTRITION
EXPERIENCE
MINDSET & SUPPORT
7 DAYS
€3,499
Flexible stay length. Your exact price will be calculated in the booking calendar.
Book nowThis is not just weight loss. You get back your self-worth and your confidence.
OUR GUESTS ABOUT US
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Anette
Retreat guest
RUNNING AGAIN AFTER 8 YEARS
“After eight years of not being able to run due to injuries, Joa and Pedro had me running again. That moment was absolutely mind-blowing.”
Anita Burn
Retreat guest
PUSHED WITH LOVE
“If you are open to change and willing to be pushed with love, this very special place is for you.”
Kathreene Alem
Retreat guest
AMAZED BY THE CHANGE
“I am truly grateful and amazed by the changes we achieved together!”
Andrea Leon
Retreat guest
NOTHING SHORT OF TRANSFORMATIVE
“The training schedule was meticulously designed, balancing intensity with recovery to maximize my progress.”
Maria Schlichenmaier
Retreat guest
FAQ
Absolutely. We design the plan for YOU, not the other way around. Whether you have knee problems, back issues, or haven't exercised in years, we adapt every single session to your current level. You'll be challenged, but never broken.
Absolutely not. This is the opposite: personalized and designed around YOUR needs. No group sessions. No one-size-fits-all torture. Just focused, intelligent transformation.
Yes, the results are guaranteed: clients typically lose 5 or more kg in just 2 weeks thanks to a mix of personalized nutrition, twice-daily training, and around-the-clock support that makes weight loss almost inevitable.
Hunger is not part of our program. Our Mediterranean-based diet is designed for satiety, not starvation. We never cut carbs radically. You'll eat delicious, chef-prepared meals and still lose weight.
Working with clients who have limitations is a core focus, including chronic conditions, joint problems, and post-surgery recovery, with your safety as the priority and we monitor every aspect of your health throughout your stay.
La Palma is an untouched paradise that helps you escape the "matrix" and reset, where the nature, air, and adventure become part of your transformation.
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